Corporate Hai Ku - '99-'02

Corporate Culture

Meeting with the boss

Come to my office
Let's talk about your future
You're getting the shaft

The Motivator

Yeah, if you don't mind
Maybe we can work harder
So, that's about it

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Banking

Tellers

Two forms of ID
No one asked for that before
She was a real bitch

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Call Centers

Market Research

Hello, my name is...
Please take me off your call list
Consider it done

Endless phone ringing
Constantly abused by jerks
The job market sucks

Market research calls
If you don't take this survey
The terrorists win!

Got to stay awake
Must get another survey
I need more money

You love Microtek
Microtek is there for you
This is not biased

Will this take much time?
That's a relative question
Oh, I see. Good bye

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Retail

Morning Ralley

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah Go Team!

Customer Service

I'm sorry, madam
That printer is out of stock
She thinks I'm Lying