Superman - 1992

I wish I were Superman.

But, I'm only me.

Superman's faster than a speeding bullet.

I'm afraid if I run in the halls, I might hit somebody.

Superman can bend steel without straining.

I have trouble opening a bag of potato chips.

Superman is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

I trip on my shoe laces.

Superman has X-ray vision.

I have to wear glasses.

Superman has nerves of steel.

I have a stomach full of butterflies.

Superman can turn back time.

I have to live with my mistakes.

Superman is a caring person.

Well, so am I.

Superman fell in love.

I have too.

Superman got the girl he wanted.

...Boy, do I wish I were Superman.