I wish I were Superman.
But, I'm only me.
Superman's faster than a speeding bullet.
I'm afraid if I run in the halls, I might hit somebody.
Superman can bend steel without straining.
I have trouble opening a bag of potato chips.
Superman is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I trip on my shoe laces.
Superman has X-ray vision.
I have to wear glasses.
Superman has nerves of steel.
I have a stomach full of butterflies.
Superman can turn back time.
I have to live with my mistakes.
Superman is a caring person.
Well, so am I.
Superman fell in love.
I have too.
Superman got the girl he wanted.
...Boy, do I wish I were Superman.
